x.X"Well Isn't This Great.."X.x

Well isn't this great... My closet is a total mess... I can't find anything... To wear out tonight... I put on my sliver high heels... Hoping to find my black mini skirt... I search and search... But its nowhere to be found... I grab my black purse... And the matching jacket... I search for my white jeans... But there gone as well... What in the world is wrong here... Everything I wanted to wear is gone... Has someone stole them... Or have they gone to the great beyond...? Don't you think this is crazy! I pull out my black skirt with the buttoned side... And grabbed my red shiny tight shirt... I put it on and curled my hair... And off I go... People looked at me... And the guys drooled all over me... I walked up to my friends... As Ashely gave me back my purse... She told me "Um.. hey look down" And I looked down... I noticed something completely embrassing... My shoes were different colors! And toliet paper was hanging out of my shoe!!! This is the worst day of my life... I look like a god damn sexy idiot... But I wished I didn't have my closet such a mess... So I would never had this problem!